More excuses for why Ive been slacking

Yes, i have been slacking, but not of my own free will. I am in Nevada right now and the computer up here has a 56K modem. It would take me years to update it right now. So you all have to wait until i get home. Hopefuly there will be some good pictures. Bear with me please!

Metro Movie Night and Potluck

Ok, so it wasn't actualy today, or even last night for that matter, it was on saturday and Ive been slacking pretty hard for the past couple of days, so shoot me in the face. Or sue me, whatever. But it was a blast. Good food and good times were had by all. I brought a salad. There were cookies and brownies and soda and pizza and noodles and various types of assorted deliciousness. The movies being screened were A Nightmare Before Christmas (which i arrived to when it was half-way over) and Shredder, a snowboarding/softcore porno movie with a horror twist. The second movie was a laugh riot. After the movies were over some people stuck around and watched while Rat Face and i skated the wall. He made it over the light frontside, and i almost made it over to fakie. After it was all said and done, a few people went to lindsey's and were bored for a while before everyone went to sleep.

This is where we came in. Thats a nightmare befor chritsmas on the screen.

Food.

More food

I love food...

Don looks pretty confused about the movie.

In between movies.

Where the real party was

Shredder! Blurry picture of a naked girl making out with Christoff and getting sexy on the couch.

Another girl and Christoff getting sexy in a hot tub.

It looks like im doing sit ups, but actualy im watching the movie.

Aparently Joel was pretty confused about something too.

Somehow jasons pubes made it onto my camera.

Its the MGBA, Metro Gang Bangers Association

Kooks! Wait, no. That was a little harsh...

Fight, Fight!

C is for Cookie. Thats good enough for me!

The afterparty.

Me and Rat Face's Skateboard.

Rat Face vs Goliath.

Me going over the light and taking it to fakie!

Everyone bored at Lindsey's house.

I have no idea who took this picture.

This buds for you Gale.

This isnt what it looks like... Oh wait... Actualy, this is exactly what it looks like.

A Christmas Trip to the Mall

Well its the Christmas season and the reason for the season is pleasin'. Unfortunately, I had to go shop for presents at the mall, which wasnt very pleasing. I went with my friend Michelle and we looked for gift ideas. I ended up not buying anything, but i did manage to have a decent time, dispite the fact that i was in the fucking mall. Other than that though, the day was boring as hell. Tomorrow is my last final, so hopefully updates will start coming everyday for a while, but probably not. Here are my radical mall pictures.

Hollister was the first place we went... Im so bummed in this picture...

Walking with my friend. Shes leading the way to my least favorite store after hollister...

Thats right! It sucked.

Getting some radical jumping action over the plant!

Michelle looking at stuff.

We went to red robin with michelle's friend. I like burgers.

I think im turning japanese. I really think so!

This would be a cool picture if it wasnt quite so blurry. Im posing next to one of their displays.

this is how far the drop below the display is...

It sucks that this picture isn't better, because the guy outside the door had the most amazing hair cut. He had a 2 inch long flat top. I think that Vanilla Ice called that guy as he walked by me to remind him that he wanted his hairstyle back.

My Momma's Birthday

Today, I hung out with my mom and claeaned up the house because it was her birthday. And although it doesnt make for very interesting blogs, it was nice to spend time with her because I don't get to do it very often. Here are the pictures of her birthday with the family.

Me an' my mom

My dad and I getting the cake ready

My mom was only turning 50, but we put all the candles we had in the house on the cake anyway.

My brother with the cake

Mom, trying to blow out the candles.

She obviously needed help

My brother licking the candles

Cutting the cake

My piece

Reading her card.

Happy birthday mom

Shawn-A-Palooza

Today I witnessed the mayhem of Shawn-A-Palooza. Basicly it was like any other regular friday night with Shawn except the whole time, strippers were shakin it in front of him. Not really. We basicaly drank and got extremely homosexual in a hetrosexual way. We ate fried ice cream, went to the store, hung out at lindsey's house, and played bop it with friends. The rest of the day was lost to negligence.

Spagetti dinner.

Dane was asleep for the whole thing.

drinking...

Were pals, um actually, I know matty the other dude is a mystery to me.

Shawn rocking out at Shawn-A-Palooza

Getting fed wine.

Me and ET... Oh wait, thats matty.

Damn, look at that sausage!

Oh matty, your hung like a summer sausage!

DUR hur It looks like hes sucking a peainus ahuh ahuh ahuh

Look at boo boo's rippling biceps... Or something....

Warning: Heres where everything starts to get a little gay.

Holy shit! Nice rack Shawn!

Naked bop it extreme!

Wow. Thats all i have to say.

What? This is totally heterosexual. Right guys? Guys?

Frying ice cream

Whew, glad all that gayness is over. Sadly, I'm still shirtless...