WhatDidWillieDoToday.com: January 2006

So for those of you wondering, what exactly did willie do while he was taking his rather long hiatus, I'm going to give you a breif run down because i didnt do anything interesting yesterday. On Christmas Shawn, Dane, my family, and I all had dinner together. The fuck word was used far too much around the table that night. My father taught us how to appreciate wine and I climbed a tree in my back yard. I also took a trip to Nevada where I shot guns, chased cows, wandered around an old abandoned pony express building, and got flooded in. Yeah, so that was the condensed verson. Check out the pictures.

My family's Christmas

Beginning my ascent

Its a long way down from here

Above the houses, in the trees

Dane climbing trees

Shawn climbing bushes. No hes not peeing. pervert.

A heavy make out session...

Followed by sex from above!

Wine appreciation classes

Dane swirling the wine

Look at my focus as i pour for my dad.

After dinner at my house we had our own Christmas gathering at Lindsey's house. "Merry Christmas bitches!"

Party time and marker tats

Triple fisting!

You can tell im in Nevada now...

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Bullets and clips

Holy shit I'm bad ass. It looks like Im going to war with zombies!

Good thing I brought the glock!

Brat-a tat-tat

Lindesey unjamming the Mack-10

A bad ass girl with bad ass guns

Those boxes and things are what we are shooting at

While ya'll hopping and skiping I pops the clip in, yo!

Blast!

The Pony Express

The back room

The morning before we had to chase these cows out of the yard

Alien eggs! Actualy they're just onions.

All these creates were full of onions. Lindsey and I took a bag full to give to my dad.

Raging flood waters

It snowed on our drive home too. That was the worst nine hour drive of my life.

So I've been away for awhile, I know. And I've been seriously slacking. But give me a break, I've been too busy having fun. Yesterday I got back home from a skate trip to Las Vegas. I went with my buddies Joel, Dane, Yusuke, and Boo Boo. We left on friday night at about 8:00 and drove all night fueled on red bulls, rockstars, and candy. At around 6:00 AM on Saturday we arrived in Nevada and witnessed a car spin out on the freeway. At seven we rolled into a parking structure owned by Mandolay Bay and decided to hit the breakfast buffet. On our way out Joel took a picture with Vladimir Lenin and then we were off to our first skate park before hitting a cave to sleep at 1:30 in the afternoon. When it got dark, it got too cold to sleep so we decided to get up and headed to some more parks, which were open until 11 at night. We all got our shred on, then cruised back to the strip at 12 to do some gambling and sight seeing. Sadly boo boo hurt himself and didn't really want to come with us, so he remained at the car. We walked around for a long time looking at everything and made it back to the car at 5:00AM. We were all tired as hell, so we decided to hit the cave again for some much needed rest. We woke up around 2:30 feeling slightly refreshed and hit the strip again to try and make the lunch buffet. The buffet at the Bellagio closed at 3:30. Sadly, when we got there we were 6 minutes late. So instead of eating there, we went outside to see the fountain. Yusuke really wanted to see it, so we did it for him. After that, we decided to go hit the dinner buffet at the Aladin across the street. That was one of the best buffets I've ever been to. There were all kinds of foods from different cultures and at a huge selection of deserts. It was truely amazing. After that we drove to Anthem skate park and skated from 6 to 12, barely taking breaks in between. When the lights finaly went out, we decided to go back to the first skate park we had gone to and sleep in the bowl, so as to not blow out the cave spot for the homeless dude sleeping in the cave next to us on the other nights. Before that we went to an Albertsons and got some snacks and beer. We set up camp in the bowl and slept under the stars. We awoke the next morning to some rollerblader rolling around and started our day exhausted as fuck. After some stretching, Joel and I went to work killing the skate park. Joel found a line to a bar over a channel of death he had been eying up and after a little while he started getting pretty close to frontside grinding it. We both took our turns with it, but after awhile it became evident that Joel was going to be the one to pull it. Unfortunately, on the last one he commited to, his foot slipped off the tail of his board and he broke his foot. That pretty much ended the skating for us. We packed up and got out of dodge. On the way back home though, we decided to check out a ghost town that we had seen signs for on the side of the road. When we got there we realized that we had to pay to get in. "Fuck that," I said as I threw it into reverse and stepped on the gas. Sadly I slammed into some dude's new expensive car and totaled his LICENSE PLATE. That was it. The people wanted a police report even though there was no damage to the actual car. I spent an hour and a half in butt-fuck nowhere waiting for the cops to show up. That sucked... Everything else was fun though. Luckily we all got home in one piece, wearing exactly the same things we had on when we left on friday, except for Joel who changed on the last day... Sissy...