Skateboarding With My Favorite Bad Influences

I woke up today feeling well rested, which I haven't felt in about a week. It felt pretty good. So good in fact, that I did stuff that I had been slacking on for weeks...
Like printing out these skateboard lessons fliers to see if anyone wants to give me free money

I also made a salami and brie sandwich. Needless to say, it was delicious

Then I went to Metro!

Matty got a board from his tail devil sponsor

And proceeded to beat me with it

He put griptape on his board and proceeded to moonwalk with a sticker on his back that he had no idea about

Then he showed me his ass crack. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT MATTY!

Then one of my favorite bad influences showed up!

Cait is another one. Actually I just like to blame stuff on her.

Fuzzy Fuzz killing it

Hurricane Whiskers killing it

King Crocodile killing it

Me grinding the window side to fakie

Rolling up to the skate park

Baby D and Wilkenstine level 60 paladin hanging out. Yo mike, 1982 called, they want their jacket back... BURN!

Joey was there too

My other favorite bad influence Spencer was there as well, ready to give me advice on romance

He had just gotten a pin removed from his hand that morning. Check out the hole in his knuckle

This is what you get when you break your hand. Trouble

Then Joey left and we were all sad

Matty doing stuff in the background

'I'm too sexy for my jacket, too sexy for my jacket'

'I like to roll'

Then I had to drive to dinner with my girlfriend and her sister. I
don't have pictures of the dinner, but I do have pictures of the
traffic I got stuck in on the way there.

Then Shawn and I had Decembeers on the rocks again! And I went home. Awesome!

Quote of the day: "80% of killing it is thinking that you're killing it when you're really not"- Dane

The Dudes's Nep Place

I went to work again today and it was almost as interesting as yesterday. After that however I got invited to see my friends Alex, Brian, and James's new house in Crockett. Here's how it all went down.

Yeah, i have little kid handwriting and my hand slips off the paper sometimes. Deal with it

Then I got the call from Brian inviting me to see his new house later. I told him I'd call him when i was off

My parents made me take some boxes home with me on my way out.

It was kind of a lot of boxes

But I got my paycheck so it was all good!

Before I could leave for Crockett however, my parents took me here for dinner

This is me with the guy that owns the place. Hes a nice guy and he'll give you a lot of food

Me looking retarded while eating... There oughta be a law against that. Or at least an acronym for it. RWE was the offense. Doesn't really roll of the tongue does it?

After dinner I was feeling a bit swordsy and since my father asked to see my sword earlier, i obliged

Man, I fuck your shit up!

I even let him hold it

Then I put it back in my room for self defense. You never know when ninjas are going to break into your room and you'll be forced to engage in epic sword battles

There were lots of cars parked out in front of my house because my neighbor was having a party

This jerk thought we were in San Francisco and that double parking was the thing to do...

And this dude just said 'Fuck it!' and parked in the middle of the walking path next to my house even though he didn't have the fuck it privileges. He was driving a NISAN! THERE ARE NO FUCK IT PRIVILEGES IF YOU'RE DRIVING A DOUCHY NISAN! You need to be killing it in a Bently or something for fuck it privlages.

Before I saw my friends I needed to get gas. Notice the price! Under 14, just like I like my women... not really...

I also had to stop and get a housewarming gift. Nothing but the best for my pals!

I took this picture while driving

Then Alex met up with me 'And dis is where we live...'
Not bad!

I entered through the back door because they were embarassed to bring me through the front, also the way I like it

This little bastard was yapping at me all night

This is James's room. 'Whats up James?'

This Disastro's room

'And this is Brian's room'

The kitchen

This plastic plate was put up and painted over to conceal a hole in the wall. Shoddy matinance, I like that!

James showed me his flair for interior decorating

Everything you could possibly want was in the fridge. Cokes and beers. And in the pantry?

A couple of days worth of cool ranch Doritos!

'Now for the main event'

Gay love! Oh wait

Thats the main event. The view from the balcony

This is Brian's rocking chair. Its where he rocks out most of the time. He was really excited about it

The other chair Brian spends most of his time on

Then Alex's friends showed up and smoked drugs
He smoked drugs as well. Note the crazy look on his face

Party in Castro's room

James and I weren't invited so we played chess

Then the dog crapped on the floor

Alex cleaned it up

Bad dog!

Then I left and took this picture in the rain.