Today I met up with Casey today and we walked around a bunch of places. We basically hiked but I hate calling it that because it makes people think you're some sort of hippy, which I am not. We went to Rock City on Mt. Diablo and it lived up to its name because it rocked.
Casey puts his myspace lips on
Hello, I got a hair cut.
I took a picture of Casey with a cool tree
After that we broke in to Rossmoor and terrified the elderly with our youth
Every place in rossmoor looks exactly the same
We saw a bunch of wild turkeys
But we were bored quickly there, so on we went to rock city
Casey was down
We took the trail through time
And witnessed my final moments on earth
Sike! Check out this rock hard dick
That dick was a long way up...
I lectured Casey on how to spot poison oak. That shit sucks
After that we went to the top of the mounatin
Where Casey payed 25 cents to try to find his house
But all I saw was this dude taking his shirt off
"Fuck it dude. I can't find it"
It was a really nice day
Welcome to the North Pole.
These two butterflys were trying to fuck
Then it was dinner time. Can you tell what that used to be?
Casey, looking classy as ever
After dinner we were feeling partched so we went here to hit on cougars and get drinks
None of us found any. Super bummed.
Not having any luck we went to this fucker's house
These girls were there
They brought this guy with them, who asked Casey to punch him in the eye. So he did...
Mayo loved him for it
I was unimpressed
So was mike
Middle finger montage!
Uh, I gotta go guys...
Saturday, March 28, 2009
So I've been gone awhile I know. But I lead a very busy and interesting life. That's why people look at these things, right? Anyway, awhile ago my friend Nick Christoff had a birthday party. I went and had a good time but the night before that I some how ended up at a hyphy party where girls were supposed to be oil wrestling. Needless to say it sucked and the oil wrestling didn't happen. Ill give you my favorite pictures of that night and then well get into Nick's birthday. How bout it?
People were killing it on the dancefloor
I hardly ever see these people, so they get some blog love
The stripy shirt guy's shirt was way too big for him. Its basically a man dress. Can anybody explain to me why people think that look is cool? I can't figure it out...
Don and Jesse were digging the scene
This is my "THIS PARTY IS AWESOME!!!!!" face
DJ White Chocolate on the Muskabeatz
This is Brian's "THIS PARTY IS AWESOME!!!!!" face. He was having so much fun he was about to cry
Now lets get to Nick's shall we?
We can take our giant, unnecessarily lifted, enormous douche mobile
Spencer was the first guy I saw at Nick's. I love this dude
Welcome to the party bitches!
Shawn was there looking stoic as hell
Someone thought they could get away with hiding this in plain sight. Nope. It was imbibed, trust me
Nick's turtle was partying too
Nick killed it on the drums
And on the keyboard as well. Give this dude anything. He will ruin it with skills
"No dude, you do it like this."
New keyboard player, new band.
Then Shawn got on the drums
Nick took the keys and That was formed. That fucking rocked the party
Killa Cam was feeling That
These pictures turned out really cool
After That was done I went outside and hung out with the other Nick
He was watching this dog suck its own dick. Get it boy!
The dog found a playmate
And humped the shit out of her
Taylor, was feeling it
Shawn was too turned on and had to leave
Onward to Tetris! Best game of all time, hands down.
3 out of 4 couchsitters agree
Time for cell phones
Shawn left and Goose slipped super hard. Smile like a doughnut bitch!
Cait sat down an caught the slipping disease from Alex. Its apparently highly contagious
Extreme drunken close up
Its the Goose!
Ayesha arrived just in time to give me the stink eye.
Cait was there too. Without Matty of course. He had to work as he always does whenever we're doing fun stuff
Castro leads the klan rally with Shawn as back-up. Don't fuck with angry Shawn
Shawn is sad about his past involvement in Klan events and would like to make amends...
Right after he stomps out this Persian
Drinking beer like animals
This is the last picture we have of Shawn before he left the party
Later dude, you will be missed...
Generally at about this point in the night the refrigerator gets raided. This frozen burrito goes down
After eating, Shawn got a banana dick. Who wants some COCK-tail? Fruit!
Shawn needed a pope hat. So we gave him one
Victory over sleeping Shawn is ours!
Now for chiiiiiips
Then Shawn woke up briefly
I was pretty sure that I was going to have to explain myself, but then I didn't
Ok man, game off.
Posted by Willie B at 10:13 PM