Rock City

Today I met up with Casey today and we walked around a bunch of places. We basically hiked but I hate calling it that because it makes people think you're some sort of hippy, which I am not. We went to Rock City on Mt. Diablo and it lived up to its name because it rocked.
Casey puts his myspace lips on
Hello, I got a hair cut.
I took a picture of Casey with a cool tree

After that we broke in to Rossmoor and terrified the elderly with our youth

Every place in rossmoor looks exactly the same

We saw a bunch of wild turkeys

But we were bored quickly there, so on we went to rock city

Casey was down

We took the trail through time

And witnessed my final moments on earth

Sike! Check out this rock hard dick

That dick was a long way up...

I lectured Casey on how to spot poison oak. That shit sucks

After that we went to the top of the mounatin

Where Casey payed 25 cents to try to find his house

But all I saw was this dude taking his shirt off

"Fuck it dude. I can't find it"

It was a really nice day

Mountain...

Welcome to the North Pole.

These two butterflys were trying to fuck

Then it was dinner time. Can you tell what that used to be?

Casey, looking classy as ever

After dinner we were feeling partched so we went here to hit on cougars and get drinks

None of us found any. Super bummed.

Not having any luck we went to this fucker's house

These girls were there

They brought this guy with them, who asked Casey to punch him in the eye. So he did...

Hard.

Mayo loved him for it

I was unimpressed

So was mike

Middle finger montage!

Crazy face!

Uh, I gotta go guys...

Christoff's Birthday

So I've been gone awhile I know. But I lead a very busy and interesting life. That's why people look at these things, right? Anyway, awhile ago my friend Nick Christoff had a birthday party. I went and had a good time but the night before that I some how ended up at a hyphy party where girls were supposed to be oil wrestling. Needless to say it sucked and the oil wrestling didn't happen. Ill give you my favorite pictures of that night and then well get into Nick's birthday. How bout it?
People were killing it on the dancefloor

I hardly ever see these people, so they get some blog love

The stripy shirt guy's shirt was way too big for him. Its basically a man dress. Can anybody explain to me why people think that look is cool? I can't figure it out...

Don and Jesse were digging the scene

This is my "THIS PARTY IS AWESOME!!!!!" face

DJ White Chocolate on the Muskabeatz

This is Brian's "THIS PARTY IS AWESOME!!!!!" face. He was having so much fun he was about to cry

Now lets get to Nick's shall we?

We can take our giant, unnecessarily lifted, enormous douche mobile

Spencer was the first guy I saw at Nick's. I love this dude

Welcome to the party bitches!

Shawn was there looking stoic as hell

Someone thought they could get away with hiding this in plain sight. Nope. It was imbibed, trust me

Party!!!!

Nick's turtle was partying too

Nick killed it on the drums

And on the keyboard as well. Give this dude anything. He will ruin it with skills

"No dude, you do it like this."

New keyboard player, new band.

Then Shawn got on the drums

Nick took the keys and That was formed. That fucking rocked the party

Killa Cam was feeling That

These pictures turned out really cool

After That was done I went outside and hung out with the other Nick

He was watching this dog suck its own dick. Get it boy!

The dog found a playmate

And humped the shit out of her

Taylor, was feeling it

Shawn was too turned on and had to leave

Onward to Tetris! Best game of all time, hands down.

3 out of 4 couchsitters agree

Time for cell phones

Shawn left and Goose slipped super hard. Smile like a doughnut bitch!

Cait sat down an caught the slipping disease from Alex. Its apparently highly contagious

Extreme drunken close up

Its the Goose!

Ayesha arrived just in time to give me the stink eye.

Cait was there too. Without Matty of course. He had to work as he always does whenever we're doing fun stuff

Hello beer!

Castro leads the klan rally with Shawn as back-up. Don't fuck with angry Shawn

Shawn is sad about his past involvement in Klan events and would like to make amends...

Right after he stomps out this Persian

Drinking beer like animals

This is the last picture we have of Shawn before he left the party

Later dude, you will be missed...

Generally at about this point in the night the refrigerator gets raided. This frozen burrito goes down

After eating, Shawn got a banana dick. Who wants some COCK-tail? Fruit!

Shawn needed a pope hat. So we gave him one

Victory over sleeping Shawn is ours!

Now for chiiiiiips

Then Shawn woke up briefly

I was pretty sure that I was going to have to explain myself, but then I didn't

Banana dicked!

"Stoaump it"

Ok man, game off.