Washing the hands is necessary when preparing food
The dough was kinda tough to mix flower into. I got a little bit into it though
John made some shapes
Cookie cutters are useful for making shapes
My cookie was "da bomb!" Get it? Its ok if you don't, the joke is full of subtle nuances...
I also made some peanut butter ones
Sara made a nice pair
This is what they looked like after they had been cooked. Mmmm, cooookies...
Damn! Those are some nice looking tits!
Then it came time to frost them
These ones were mine
These were Sara's
"So wait, you mean... the frosting goes... on... the cookies?"
They looked good enough to eat when we were all finished
Sara frosted her tits.
My bomb turned out purple because, apparently "black" isn't a "Christmas color"
Oh yeah, I made fudge too. It was delicious
Oh hey Mike. Fancy seeing you here.
Let's see whats behind door number 1!
Congratulations contestant! You've won a bunch of dudes getting saucy in a cold ass garage! This is just so great! I've never won anything before!
"You picked door number 1? What a dick bag"
"Well, now that you're here..."
"Why not enjoy some Yoda rape?"
Oh god, hes just bending him over and giving it to him!
That ping pong ball in the corner of the photo can only mean one thing...
That's right. Bro pong!
Everybody quickly tired of waiting for beer pong, so we had to switch our game up.
To flip cup. It was a game of pussy's...
Vs faggots. Naturally I was on the fag team.
We kept kicking ass though. Those pussies were bummed
"Try again next round, losers"
And then everyone got drunk, lost interest, and started milling around.
These lovely ladies sat most of the evening out. They mentioned something about self-control, whatever that is.
"SELF-CONTROL? ILL SHOW YOU SELF-CONTROL!!!"
So then I hit him
Watch where you point that thing buddy, you'll put somebody's eye out. Why don't you go wrap a unicycle or something?
Things found in the garage are always more fun when found under the tree on Christmas morning!
"This one's for little Billy"
And then there's this picture. Spring time fresh perhaps?
Christmas eve's Locke Jam 2009 was great success. Merry Christmas assholes!